• person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

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one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

(Source: fionaelizabeth)

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nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

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oknope:

is your face from mcdonalds? cause im loving it

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sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

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illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim)

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babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

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Your worst enemy can be who you less imagine, who you most love.

(Source: elsakingdom)

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  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

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